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Face Theft New Travelers Terror
01-Apr-2006

A riot broke out in the lobby of the Lucky Star Hotel in Shanghai after forty American tourists awoke to discover that surgically skilled thieves had stolen their faces during the night. The distraught tourists, some of them wearing pillowcases over their heads, others with exposed facial musculature, glittering teeth and glaring eyes, hammered hotel staff senseless as they demanded the return of their faces. But Chinese authorities claimed that the faceless Americans were simply due new faces, not the specific faces that they lost. "I can't leave Des Moines an American woman and come back a Chinese man," one outraged victim huffed.
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