Hi ho, MMMLOGerinos!

Yesterday I posted about my encounter with Santa Claus in the Albertson's parking lot. And now for your reading and much hohohoho pleasure I offer the Kansas Heckler's response to my Santa story:

"The reason old St. Nick's eyes were twinkling is because he is a pervert taking advantage of ladies who want to sit on his lap! I remember being in the bar at the old musicians' union hall with my 5'10" friend Penny, and this very short, creepy guy next to her announced that he would like to crawl all over her body like a big bug. She actually dated him for awhile. A line like that should have brought forth a fly swatter not an exchange of phone numbers."

Got a tender Christmas story like the Heckler's and want to share with Mmmmmmmmm? Email me and if your story is published in MMMLOG, there might be something excellent coming to you for your Christmas stocking.

Ciao, ciao, MMMMMMMMMMMelinda