Hi ho, MMMLOGerinos!

Remember that old Jim Croce song, Time in a Bottle? Okay, yeah, this photo has nothing to do with that--except the lizard part. Eeeewwww!

A Blond Joke from the Dan, son of Harshberger
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.

The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"


That's, like, totally stupid. Everyone knows a Godzillion is way more than than a Brazilian and the Japanese put the little ones in bottles, too.

Ciao, ciao, MMMMMMMMMMMmelinda (so ducking and running for cover.)